What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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