We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
i just defriended some girl because according to her status she "doesn't give a fuck about shark week."
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
Im really high right now and the vending machine is broken and giving out free candy. Please kill me, my life will never get better than this
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
Randomize
