Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
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You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
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Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
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