Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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