? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
At least I’m an “essential employee” and can still bang my boss. \n\nFingers crossed my husband doesn’t ask why I’m essential, the orgasms are too good to give up during this pandemic
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