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wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
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