God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
someone owes me an orgasm
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
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So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
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im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
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