now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
theres a note on the fridge that says "guess what i peed in" and a half-full bottle of apple juice front and center. why did you let him in the house?
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
