Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
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