he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
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