You're so nebulous sometimes
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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