I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
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Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
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