just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
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