Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
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there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
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Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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