Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
I wish life had little blips of pornography
My mom is getting really tired of hearing the excuse 'it's 5 oclock somewhere'
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
Our 450 pound cab driver smells like McDonalds and sunblock with a touch of vodka. Correction I smell like vodka.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
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