My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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