i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
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Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
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well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
Anyone would get lost in that field after that much vodka. Trust me... I kind of feel like superman considering I even made it home. Most people would've been face down in a random oilfield. Not this guy.
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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