four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
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I need you to use more vowels.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
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