I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
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