Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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