So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
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Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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