What a fucking waste of an outfit
fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
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I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
they call him Oral-B. enough said
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
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tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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