My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
Shame is for Republicans.
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