He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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