:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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