Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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