Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
Just woke up to Siri reminding me that i need to kill the giant orange spider in my room, because it's sorcery and witchcraft is sacrilegious. Did you give me LSD again!?!??!
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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