its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Princesses don't give blow jobs
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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