apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
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