i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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