so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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