Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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