Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
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You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
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Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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