Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
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I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
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I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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