I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
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I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
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Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
try to milk me bitch
After this weekend, all I can think about is bald eagles flying in front of fireworks and giving birth to fucking uncle sam. Also, beer.
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