found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
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