The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
You know when its a good night when you have to be reminded IHOP is a family establishment.
You got my ass fired just for knowing you
thanks for the bacon
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he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
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I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
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