what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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