chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
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i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
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He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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