I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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