We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
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