What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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