She is in my trunk
Just had to reach into my sister's bag and shut off her vibrator so my parents wouldn't hear it. I am the world's greatest brother.
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
why does every cop we meet know your name?
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