Buhtt sex?
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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