He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
And then my night got REAL pukey
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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