worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
If hangovers were people John Goodman would be living in my skull trying to eat the back of my eyes
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
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So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
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Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.