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• (510): View more from California

  I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.

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• (913): View more from Kansas

  your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.

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  if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.

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• (810): View more from Michigan

  If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?

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  I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own

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• (310): View more from California

  Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING

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• (619): View more from California

  I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  He's only a little bit crosseyed.

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  I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.

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• (602): View more from Arizona

  Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?

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• (636): View more from Missouri

  Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight

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• (204): View more from Manitoba

  New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.

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• (772): View more from Florida

  Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.

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• (480): View more from Arizona

  If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together

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• (647): View more from Ontario

  I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.

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  I can't help you there

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