I molested 6 butterflies tonight
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
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Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
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It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.