Ew, dude I just walked in on my boss masturbating in the supply room at the restaurant. He didn't see me so I quickly shut the door and pretended like it didn't happen. And then literally five minutes later he came up to me and cupped my face with his hands and told me what a great employee I was. I got a promotion but I'm fucking scarred for life. I can't stop cringing.
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
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The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
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He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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