Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
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he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
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Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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