did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
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threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
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We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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