help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
im sitting at a bagel shop wearing a princess crown hungover and have a sweater that is not mine.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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