with your own penis?
two words: eviction party
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
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So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
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Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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