I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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