Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
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this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
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Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
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