the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
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