how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
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