Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
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Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
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I learned so much about myself in that shower.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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