sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
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