I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
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