David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
Just got booked to do a bachelorette party for a polygamist wedding. And notice I only text you to rub things in your face and show you my life shits on yours. Daily.
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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