her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
Randomize
