just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
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It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
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His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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