Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
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