I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
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