Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
where are you?
Hypothermia
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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